Accept This Rose

It’s time for another “most awkward moments” post featuring the final 4 guys: Chris, Sean, Jef, and of course, Arie. Let’s get to it…

5. Chris hires a Polka band.

This date was going so well, and then the Polka band for hire shows up. Nothing says “you’re the one” like throwing a mini-Oktoberfest for your lady.

4. Sean is lame, no doubt about it.

Ok, woah, I don’t know why/when Sean started using Brad’s signature “no doubt about it” line, but that’s definitely a deal-breaker. Also, the messy room with stuffed animals… not funny… like, at all.

P.S. –  Sean’s dad for the next Bachelor. Love him.

3. Arie’s parents no speaky English.

Arie’s date basically went like this…

Arie Sr: Ze ziet er anders uit in het echte leven.

Arie’s Mom: Ja, heeft ze nog wat werk gedaan?

Arie Sr: Ik kan het mis hebben, maar ik denk dat ze kreeg lip injecties.

Arie’s Mom: Ja, en een borstvergroting zeker.

Arie Sr: We’re talking about you…

(Try translating that convo via Google.) AWKWARD.

2. Jef keeps surprising Emily.

My favorite quote of the evening was “Jef didn’t tell me anything about a ranch…” Translate = “Jef didn’t tell me how loaded he is.” I mean, seriously, is it just me, or did her eyes light up with dollar signs when she saw how large and spacious his property is?

Do you see that? It’s called HOLMstead Ranch. Get it? Jef’s last name is HOLM. He is so loaded.

Also, Jef suggests that Emily is dressed perfectly for what they’re doing today.

1. Lemonade toast to the happy couple.

Let’s get to what everyone’s been secretly thinking… is Jef Mormon? The answer is, DUH. I mean, if you go back and listen to the part where Jef’s talking about why his parents aren’t there, the producers CLEARLY dubbed over the conversation with him saying they were away doing “charity work.” And the non-alcoholic party was a dead giveaway. I just don’t get why they’re making such a big deal about concealing it… My hypothesis is that the After the Final Rose episode will include a huge announcement that Jef is Mormon, and Emily will freak out. Calling it now.

Bonus:

I want to say one last thing about poor Chris who was sent home last week. I know that we hated on Chris early on, and many of you think he’s a psychotic, controlling a-hole with poor taste in ties, but let me say something… Think about it: if you were on a TV show to find love and you actually fell in love with someone and told them you loved them and introduced them to your family, and then they sent you home right after, and then they told you the reason they were sending you home is because your relationship didn’t move fast enough, wouldn’t you be pissed, too?

As our loyal reader, Hannah, put it…

“Oh, Chris. Why did you wear that tie? It was your downfall.”

Team Chris on BP3!