Last night’s episode left me with so much material to sort through this morning for this post – I don’t even know where to start. Maybe I should flip a coin to see which awkward moment I lead off with…
10. JP’s not in on the joke.
JP comes up with a really “clever” idea to do a coin toss to see if Ashley should kiss him. Little does he know, this has been totally played out with Mickey and isn’t cute anymore.
9. Matt needs his mom to pick him up from the airport.
Momma’s boys really aren’t that cute.
8. Ashley is out of Mickey’s league.
Ashley thinks “Mickey is gorgeous. He’s better looking than I am.” That comment is so awkward on so many levels.
7. Nick pulls a week #1 move on week #2.
Hey Nick, teaching a girl to line dance is reserved for week #1. After that, it’s just awkward.
6. The Mask is lurking while Ashley is making out with William.
This is either some fine editing, or Jeff is a creep. Or both.
5. Ashley has a really good douchebag radar.
4. Please don’t do that.
Words of wisdom: The only thing sexier than a man that can dance is a man who can’t dance and doesn’t try.
3. Matt has excellent timing.
God bless Matt for interrupting Ashley and Jeff’s conversation at the perfect time.
Can I steal you away?
2. Stay. Please stay.
No really, please stay. Listen to me… Seriously. Are you listening? Bentley, believe me. If you feel anything – which you might not – please stay. Stay. Stay. Stay. Please. Please. Please…
And the #1 most awkward moment of last night’s episode goes to…
Ah, eff it. I can’t narrow it down any further. I leave you with this photo series.