Chris Harrison references “nutsacks” 10 times in 5 minutes.

Jaclyn really sucks at crab walking through whipped cream. WTF – how are you THAT much behind?

Ed doesn’t even finish the Hot Sludge Funday challenge.

THAT tank top is back.

Dave goes to prom with 3 girls and actually thinks he has a shot with any of them. (well, maybe Erica Rose…..)

Jamie secures the date rose by fake flirting with Dave and playing the sympathy card about never going to prom before.

OH HAAAYYYL NO. Blakely loses the rose and begins to issue serious verbal threats behind Dave’s back.

Kalon and Lindzi once again say nothing all episode and instead choose to cuddle in public places.

Reid giggles in an innertube.

Rachel takes 3 guys on a date, but let’s be serious, Nick and Tony didn’t stand a chance.

Chris Harrison vs. Wax Chris Harrison – we can’t tell the difference.

Jaclyn and Ed hook up in their sheet fort and Ed has no volume control over his sex noises.

Jamie tells us she’s on the show to find love. Chris turns Jamie down. Jamie says she’s “not here for love anyway.” Maybe the most desperate contestant ever.

Nick and Donna hook up, because no one denys Donna some action. Good for them – this is the most screen time they’ve gotten all season.

Erica thinks its ok to sit like this on a hot tub:

Ed and his white pants spend the cocktail party alone.

Jacyln has a really big, really mysterious bruise on her thigh. Probably from sex.

Poor Reid thought he had everyone under his control and then gets sent home. This is what you get for mingling with the “outsiders.”

Sometimes pictures speak louder than words, and in the trashy, unsanitized, make-believe world of Bachelor Pad, this is definitely the case.

And with that we give you ATR’s top picks for the most awkward moments from last night’s episode:

The Twins argue over who is the bigger slut in the driveway. In a matter of seconds, they are hugging and this happens:

Ashley and JP are back and no one cares.

Erica flashes us 15 times.

The guys get super gay with some ribbons and spandex.

Erica Rose tries to seduce MStag into saving her.

Donna discusses her obsession for Michael Stagliano while slowly eating…..a banana.

Donna gives MStag a picture she drew of him. That’s a serious red flag, MStag.

Donna licks MStag’s face.

Jamie sleeps in the same bunk bed WHILE Chris and Blakely hook up underneath her. The green camera lens is back which means some serious action is happening.

Ed takes a “taste of victory” out of the Bachelor Pad chalice in the hot tub.

Sarah decides that her and Ed are basically the same person and joins him topless in the pool. Later that night, Ed and Sarah hook up and Ed constantly refers to his anatomy as “the pickle.”

The twins waste 20 minutes of air time by fighting in slurred English and then dramatically storm off the show for good. No one in the mansion even acknowledged them.

Ryan again reminds us that he’s a 34-year old virgin. TLC, your next reality show awaits.

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