Sometimes pictures speak louder than words, and in the trashy, unsanitized, make-believe world of Bachelor Pad, this is definitely the case.
And with that we give you ATR’s top picks for the most awkward moments from last night’s episode:
The Twins argue over who is the bigger slut in the driveway. In a matter of seconds, they are hugging and this happens:
Ashley and JP are back and no one cares.
Erica flashes us 15 times.
The guys get super gay with some ribbons and spandex.
Erica Rose tries to seduce MStag into saving her.
Donna discusses her obsession for Michael Stagliano while slowly eating…..a banana.
Donna gives MStag a picture she drew of him. That’s a serious red flag, MStag.
Donna licks MStag’s face.
Jamie sleeps in the same bunk bed WHILE Chris and Blakely hook up underneath her. The green camera lens is back which means some serious action is happening.
Ed takes a “taste of victory” out of the Bachelor Pad chalice in the hot tub.
Sarah decides that her and Ed are basically the same person and joins him topless in the pool. Later that night, Ed and Sarah hook up and Ed constantly refers to his anatomy as “the pickle.”
The twins waste 20 minutes of air time by fighting in slurred English and then dramatically storm off the show for good. No one in the mansion even acknowledged them.
Ryan again reminds us that he’s a 34-year old virgin. TLC, your next reality show awaits.