Monthly Archives: July 2012

Awkward Moments Bachelor Pad 3 Skanks

Awkward Moments from Last Night, brought to you by Accept This Rose

July 31, 2012 – 3:14 pm

Sometimes pictures speak louder than words, and in the trashy, unsanitized, make-believe world of Bachelor Pad, this is definitely the case.

And with that we give you ATR’s top picks for the most awkward moments from last night’s episode:

The Twins argue over who is the bigger slut in the driveway. In a matter of seconds, they are hugging and this happens:

Ashley and JP are back and no one cares.

Erica flashes us 15 times.

The guys get super gay with some ribbons and spandex.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Erica Rose tries to seduce MStag into saving her.

Donna discusses her obsession for Michael Stagliano while slowly eating…..a banana.

 

 

 

 

Donna gives MStag a picture she drew of him. That’s a serious red flag, MStag.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Donna licks MStag’s face.

Jamie sleeps in the same bunk bed WHILE Chris and Blakely hook up underneath her. The green camera lens is back which means some serious action is happening.

Ed takes a “taste of victory” out of the Bachelor Pad chalice in the hot tub.

Sarah decides that her and Ed are basically the same person and joins him topless in the pool. Later that night, Ed and Sarah hook up and Ed constantly refers to his anatomy as “the pickle.”

The twins waste 20 minutes of air time by fighting in slurred English and then dramatically storm off the show for good. No one in the mansion even acknowledged them.

Ryan again reminds us that he’s a 34-year old virgin. TLC, your next reality show awaits.

Stay tuned for more Awkward Moments, brought to you by AcceptThisRose.com

 

 

 

Comment (0)
Bachelorette Emily

Arie & Emily Get Hot and Heavy

July 10, 2012 – 1:55 pm

Check out a few of our favorite moments from last night’s episode!

Arie + Emily = Zoom Zoom and a Boom Boom from ATR on Vimeo.

Comment (0)
Bachelorette Emily

The Bachelorette Episode 8: Lemonade Toast to the Final 3

July 9, 2012 – 5:16 pm

It’s time for another “most awkward moments” post featuring the final 4 guys: Chris, Sean, Jef, and of course, Arie. Let’s get to it…

5. Chris hires a Polka band.

This date was going so well, and then the Polka band for hire shows up. Nothing says “you’re the one” like throwing a mini-Oktoberfest for your lady.

4. Sean is lame, no doubt about it.

Ok, woah, I don’t know why/when Sean started using Brad’s signature “no doubt about it” line, but that’s definitely a deal-breaker. Also, the messy room with stuffed animals… not funny… like, at all.

P.S. –  Sean’s dad for the next Bachelor. Love him.

3. Arie’s parents no speaky English.

Arie’s date basically went like this…

Arie Sr: Ze ziet er anders uit in het echte leven.

Arie’s Mom: Ja, heeft ze nog wat werk gedaan?

Arie Sr: Ik kan het mis hebben, maar ik denk dat ze kreeg lip injecties.

Arie’s Mom: Ja, en een borstvergroting zeker.

Arie Sr: We’re talking about you…

(Try translating that convo via Google.) AWKWARD.

2. Jef keeps surprising Emily.

My favorite quote of the evening was “Jef didn’t tell me anything about a ranch…” Translate = “Jef didn’t tell me how loaded he is.” I mean, seriously, is it just me, or did her eyes light up with dollar signs when she saw how large and spacious his property is?

Do you see that? It’s called HOLMstead Ranch. Get it? Jef’s last name is HOLM. He is so loaded.

Also, Jef suggests that Emily is dressed perfectly for what they’re doing today.

1. Lemonade toast to the happy couple.

Let’s get to what everyone’s been secretly thinking… is Jef Mormon? The answer is, DUH. I mean, if you go back and listen to the part where Jef’s talking about why his parents aren’t there, the producers CLEARLY dubbed over the conversation with him saying they were away doing “charity work.” And the non-alcoholic party was a dead giveaway. I just don’t get why they’re making such a big deal about concealing it… My hypothesis is that the After the Final Rose episode will include a huge announcement that Jef is Mormon, and Emily will freak out. Calling it now.

Bonus:

I want to say one last thing about poor Chris who was sent home last week. I know that we hated on Chris early on, and many of you think he’s a psychotic, controlling a-hole with poor taste in ties, but let me say something… Think about it: if you were on a TV show to find love and you actually fell in love with someone and told them you loved them and introduced them to your family, and then they sent you home right after, and then they told you the reason they were sending you home is because your relationship didn’t move fast enough, wouldn’t you be pissed, too?

As our loyal reader, Hannah, put it…

“Oh, Chris. Why did you wear that tie? It was your downfall.”

Team Chris on BP3!

Comments (3)