All I have to say is last night has been the most exciting episode of this sub-par season. And here are a few of the highlights…
10. Bitches be all up ons Ed.
Ed as the next Bachelor???
9. Wait, who’s hooking up?
Our favorite contestant of all time Hey Mickey (well mine anyway, besides Reid) is hooking up with Cristina (who?) from Andrew’s season.
Jon from Ashley’s season is hooking up with Stacey from Brad 2.0′s season (match made in heaven obviously).
And Kasey Kahl is hooking up with Lisa P., also from Brad 2.0′s season (because she looks nothing like Vienna).
I’m still processing all of this…
8. Reid is back, and he’s hotter and snarkier than ever.
I love you, Reid.
7. Ali & Frank: Can they reconcile?
This will never, ever, ever work.
6. Erica is still hilarious.
“It was probably hard for Ali to see Frank because she was dumped by him for a younger girl, and she wasn’t really looking her best…” – Erica
5. Blakeley calls girls “small-minded”…
…yet she has never, ever said anything bad about any of them.
Blakeley, get off your high horse (no pun intended).
4. Emily’s boobs tell all.
3. Brittney yo no quiero Taco Bell.
We haven’t heard two words out of her mouth all season, but I was totally impressed by her smackdown on Samantha, referring to her as the house chihuahua.
2. Erica is sorry about the thighs comment… kind of.
I was proud of Shawntel for stating that she didn’t care if the ladies called her a b****, but that she wouldn’t stand for the negative comments about her body image. Erica graciously apologized sort of, but then made some weird comment about how it’s okay because she also has big hips herself. Huh?
1. Courtney’s pathetic breakdown.
This is the fakest cry I’ve seen…
…well, since this: